What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

From Russia With Love

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Is having white skin really that attractive?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

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